Life's rushing by

Holy cow..i'm 27 yrs old..Just seems like yesterday when i was in Engineering.

Life's rushing by and before i realize it i will be 30.

Time to take stock of what I have achieved so far and what I want to do next.

Maybe..updating my blog more regularly would be a start.

Jerk your Pickle :)

Cucumber Man

When I was a nickel
my mamma done told me
not to play with my pickle;
she said if you jack off
your pickle will fall off,
you won't get no wife,
and you gonna be sorry
the rest of your life.

Now I didn't listen
to what my mamma said;
I played with my pickle
when I went to bed.
I worked it and worked it,
and the more that I jerked it,
it got longer and longer,
'til my pickle became
a cucumber instead.
Now I'm a cucumber man;
that's what I am --
I'm a cucumber man.
Glory be!

So all of you young boys
keep on jerkin' your gherkin,
and some day you're gonna be
a cucumber man like me.
I'm a cucumber man;
that's what I am --
I'm a cucumber man.
Glory be!

-- Gregory Fegel

Blonds - Dumb...i know why now :)

Laugh fest

WOW !!! I cant stop drooling ..or was I howling :)

Alive n Kicking

am still @ home..Loads of change from my last post.
I'm now happily married... Surprisingly Shilp's has adjusted very well to my style of living.

just keeping my blog alive..

I dont believe this :)

You Are A Fun Friend

You're the one who keeps your group laughing And you've always got an idea for something fun to do The party's not complete without you And you wouldn't miss it for the world

What Kind of Friend Are You?

Your Five Variable Love Profile

Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is low. You see love as a gift that you should give to many. It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time... Let alone one person for the rest of your life! Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is medium. You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love... But you've definitely been burned enough to know better. You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist. Independence: Your independence is medium. In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time." You usually find it easy to be part of a couple. But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.

The Five Variable Love Test

Bindling !!!

Saturday, 9th June 2007 -- Bindling and Shilp came home yesterday.
Picked up a fight with shilps (one of our chumma timepass fights :) ) ...and then we went to checkpost pani poori ..Amar called and teased me abt having pani poori standing between two cute chicks ..:)
But yeah..both the girls were looking very sweet..what with the bottu from venky's temple they visited just before coming home.

Any ways feels a little heavy knowing bind's will be gone tomorrow to Australia..... hope Anil and herself find all the success and happiness they wish for.

"The Metro"

Friday the 8th of June 2007 . Me ,Kiki and Kavitha went to watch metro in prasad's.
DInt know that movies could start at 11:00 Pm too...yeah !! this movie started at 11:00.
Liked the movie...specially sharman Joshi ,Irfan Khan and kangana Ranaut's acting.

A bit exaggerated in the sexual relationships part but..close to reality at the same time...depends on how you look at it.

Thought for the day

• Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
• Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic

The below text is plagiarized from someone else's blog. I had a crush for this girl who was couple of years senior to me.Very sweet and intelligent kinds...its been many years since i've even thought about her and today i stumbled across her profile on Orkut. I checked out her blog and well...her intelligence and charm have only increased with age...:)

I never thought someone so talented and generous could house such a twisted mind.
It often happens, don't you think? A person who excels or is extremely talented at something seems to ignore other aspects of his/her personality.
The head of a company is a pedophile, a best-selling writer is drawn to suicide, a high flying designer has a history of drug abuse, an award-winning photographer has a string of disastrous relationships.Where is the balance we are all seeking?
How tough it is to keep the ship afloat, and just about manage to anchor on safe land.
The bottom line is, no matter how far we go or how successful we get, there are so many aspects that remain unfulfilled, so many bones of contention, so many unhappy moments and so many desires that die without being realised.
Is it so hard for us to believe that sometimes we just fail, sometimes we just aren't good enough, or perhaps we just aren't there are the right place at the right time.
It's so hard for us to accept our shortcomings, so very hard.When we care, we want feedback, when we succeed we want applause and when we love, we want to possess.All of which mean that our happiness depends on someone else or something else.
A tiny nudge to the balance tends us reeling off our sanity and we flail about till we once again feel the false sense of comfort we were seeking in the first place.How then do we keep the ship afloat?